This American came into my butcher's shop today. "Got any beef jerky?"
"Yes, I've got plenty of beef, but I'm not serving you, you fat cunt!" I replied
No one takes the piss out of my Parkinson's.
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I text ed my mate to ask if he'd completed his census form.
He replied, "Yes, but I lied. I didn't tell them about Maddie in my basement!!! lol"
I sent a text back saying, "Give it a rest with that joke mate, it's boring now. Just tell Kate where she is, Gerry."
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What is worse than getting stung by a bee?
Getting stung by 2 bees.
What is worse than getting stung by 2 bees?
9/11
What is worse than 9/11?
Getting stung by 3 bees
"Yes, I've got plenty of beef, but I'm not serving you, you fat cunt!" I replied
No one takes the piss out of my Parkinson's.
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I text ed my mate to ask if he'd completed his census form.
He replied, "Yes, but I lied. I didn't tell them about Maddie in my basement!!! lol"
I sent a text back saying, "Give it a rest with that joke mate, it's boring now. Just tell Kate where she is, Gerry."
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What is worse than getting stung by a bee?
Getting stung by 2 bees.
What is worse than getting stung by 2 bees?
9/11
What is worse than 9/11?
Getting stung by 3 bees
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