Wednesday, April 20, 2011
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Monday, April 11, 2011
Friday, April 8, 2011
New jokes
This American came into my butcher's shop today. "Got any beef jerky?"
"Yes, I've got plenty of beef, but I'm not serving you, you fat cunt!" I replied
No one takes the piss out of my Parkinson's.
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I text ed my mate to ask if he'd completed his census form.
He replied, "Yes, but I lied. I didn't tell them about Maddie in my basement!!! lol"
I sent a text back saying, "Give it a rest with that joke mate, it's boring now. Just tell Kate where she is, Gerry."
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What is worse than getting stung by a bee?
Getting stung by 2 bees.
What is worse than getting stung by 2 bees?
9/11
What is worse than 9/11?
Getting stung by 3 bees
"Yes, I've got plenty of beef, but I'm not serving you, you fat cunt!" I replied
No one takes the piss out of my Parkinson's.
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I text ed my mate to ask if he'd completed his census form.
He replied, "Yes, but I lied. I didn't tell them about Maddie in my basement!!! lol"
I sent a text back saying, "Give it a rest with that joke mate, it's boring now. Just tell Kate where she is, Gerry."
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What is worse than getting stung by a bee?
Getting stung by 2 bees.
What is worse than getting stung by 2 bees?
9/11
What is worse than 9/11?
Getting stung by 3 bees
Friday, April 1, 2011
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Katy perry
| کیتی پری | |
|---|---|
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| اطلاعات هنرمند | |
| نام اصلی | کاترین الیزابت هادسون |
| تولد | ۲۵ اکتبر ۱۹۸۴ (۲۶ سال) |
| اصل/ملیت |  ایالات متحده، سانتا باربارا |
| سبک‌ها | پاپ، دنس پاپ، الکتروپاپ |
| فعالیت(ها) | خواننده، ترانه‌سرا، بازیگر |
| نوع(های) صوت | کنترآلتو |
| مدت فعالیت | ۲۰۰۱–تاکنون |
| ناشر(ها) | گروه کاپیتول میوزیک |
| وب‌گاه | www.katyperry.com |
پری دارای دامنه صدای کنترآلتو است و اغلب با لیلی آلن خوانندهٔ موفق بریتانیایی مقایسه می‌شود.
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Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Hello
I m Milad ,I promise you or all of them to helps to people how to find friends and ..................................................to you.
It s me ha ha AAA.
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